Donkey – A Success Story!



Mirror above!! Be careful of what you see.



I am a donkey. Not because of my earlier post on Viagra, if you try to find the connection between a Donkey and Viagra, and in case you find the connection then you are divine and urgently need a psychic treatment.

Let’s discuss Donkey in detail and some of his characteristics and build a co-relation. That’s the purpose of this post. A donkey knows to kick things away from him. Donkey is a beast of burden. They literary don’t have brains (based on the folklore). They are stupid enough to drown themselves in to the dark.

Remember the donkey story carrying salt on his back crossing the river, mistakenly he sat down once crossing the river realizing that the weight was reduced, he did it every time going forward that’s the “Template”. We stick to something that soothes us and stick with it for life. The master (Situation) plays it smarts he replaces the same with cotton and then you are stuck.

What frustrates a Donkey?

A Donkey gets frustrated when he doesn’t have the answer to the known or a similar situation. Once he is stuck in the aforesaid situation a Donkey relies on the advice of another Donkey. So typical of Donkey!

In this moment the Donkey actually starts kicking things away, No I can’t do it, I can’t find the time to do it, I don’t have the ability to do it, and finally you are a Donkey so you will find an appropriate excuse to match the situation. But in these days a Donkey fails to understand that he is a Donkey and has to work hard to achieve something. Understood Donkey!

Why am I a Donkey?

Unlike the success stories told to me, the personified personality makes me visualize him to be a Lion. But sooner I tried to be a Lion in the given set of situations I actually felt like a Donkey. What is the real secret? The truth is always concealed in a manner that you are deceived by the glorious words. I struck a jackpot only after a million times when I was made to feel like a Donkey. And you know what the jackpot is I realized that “I am Donkey” Yes I am a Donkey!!!!! The moment you become aware of it you have found the path.

What should a Donkey do?

A Donkey should be like a Donkey. Once you get this primary understanding (I am Donkey) you are then on the verge of becoming a real Donkey. However real is not easily realizable. To achieve the real it takes a lot of performance. And this fact that you are actually a Donkey is so hard hitting that you might not want to be one, probably you need a personified version of a Donkey. But the fact is you are Donkey. Look and analyze the situation you are in now. Do an RCA (root cause analysis) to reach to a conclusion. Hello Donkey!!!!

Understand that Donkeys are the beast of burden and have to always work hard. Hard work has no substitute; the most commonly used self help jargon. Every person who is successful is a true Donkey, because he has worked hard, walked through the woods several times to find that one shortcut, he would never tell you how many times he has failed. “Appreciate people who share their failure, but never embrace their failure”. Start working without kicking.

How to be a real Donkey?

The basic premises basis which you need to start is that I don’t have brains. Which means you have actions! Brain is parasite it will find ways to feed you on others actions. Don’t fall for it, short term is glorious, but in the long run one who is working for you will takeover. It has always been the case, read the history. Do you feel like a Donkey now??? Good!!! That means you agree and are on the path to glory.

Stop kicking things and this will only happen if you think you can do it. So if you are in an alien land what will you do? Start the search in finding which is more relevant to you. Start figuring out than kicking, it’s only when you start will you reach, and even if you don’t you know the way it’s ok. You now know the way which is wrong. (Thanks to all the inspiring What’s App status)

Kicking according to me is relevant in some cases as well, being a donkey you shall eventually learn what to kick and what not to kick. Self defense is the best attack. Anyone who tries to kill your self esteem, confidence, moral and physical existence, deserves to be kicked, I mean like really hard.

Be ready to carry the weight. You aren’t doing a favor on anyone. You are carrying the weight for yourself. Learn the harder way because that’s how you learn, remember your childhood. What comes harder; stays longer, for people who have achieved love after a lot of persuasion would realize it much better.

Our forefathers deceived us, we are actually Donkeys. Welcome to a new learning Donkey. Be Donkey. Be a beast of burden. Be without brain. And one day you will be the Donkey that the world would term as successful.

Pop that Viagra - Attain the Orgasm

She came close to me and with a seductive tone asked me to follow her. It was only 25mg that made magic to me. I was like a cue ball. I never felt that hardness and couldn’t wait to start. I know your smart enough to understand the adult content and actions that might follow, and what I was about to start. But for some who want it explicitly, two flowers start kissing each other.

Earlier I wrote on life a template giving the brief of how life is stuck to patterns and formats, mostly all provided to in the format "ready to eat". Further I discussed on the next steps to take a time please when you are stuck in the template scenario. Time as a commodity is rare and we make it rarer by not offering it to the task which actually requires it the most. The essential part remains unanswered, the chronological events of life makes it difficult to identify the task which requires attention 1st. One such task for me is my blog, how often do i make it a point to write, how reckless I am to the only perception that I can write.

Time please was an aspect that deliberates the agenda of taking the time off. The idea is to take time off and think about the template that you are in correctly. But what next to thinking, just thinking isn’t enough, when you feel that thinking has helped you reach the solution (which means that you want to have sex), what do you do next? The most common answer to this is foreplay. Well my understanding is that foreplay is not what we think of doing, the moment you decided to have sex (start) we are in the hurry to reach the end soon. Probably the concept of reaching the end soon makes you come (cum) quicker than you ever could have imagined, and hence the supplement plays a vital role. The supplement gives you the added power to start! Start slowly, feel the start, enjoy the start, live the start, then the process will be enjoyed.

Wow that one nice thought of joining the gym, or following that diet plan, or writing on daily basis, or following the routine, or anything random that’s the outcome of your thinking. What do you do with that thought? The essential point in my discussion and observation with my learned friends is that of following the routine "The discipline". It’s indeed the word that’s easier being said and rigid to follow. How easy could it be to pop a tablet to be disciplined and that would overnight become the best seller, just as Viagra. It’s interesting to see the way Viagra works, essentially the fundamental principle is "To stand hard" and to achieve the feeling of standing hard makes you pop it. In essence even for Viagra to work you have to start; Hence start!!!! make it simple and easy. Don’t start with a big bang, start with minor fantasies of a lovely session, start with a morsel, start with a word, start with a minor step, start with something, and then be disciplined that keeps you standing by poping in that Viagra called dedication.

We all have short-lived fantasies and that makes popping the supplement compulsory, keep boosting your hardness to ensure, your start continues to be a starting, and the process, the action until you reach that highest point of orgasm.

Start till you reach the Orgasm. Attain the Orgasm.